Sunday, March 30, 2008

Effelsberg

I went to see the Effelsberg 100-m radio telescope Saturday morning. There isn't much to say about it, but I thought I'd toss up a few photos.

In the photo, it looks like a tiny dish pretty close, but probably less than half the distance to the trees next to it. It's ginormous. I noticed you can see it from a nearby village (wonder what the neighbors think of that view?).


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Monday, March 24, 2008

Kreuzberg Kirche

I've spent a lot of time wandering around my neighborhood, yet somehow I never went down one street a mere block from my apartment. I finally tried it a few weeks ago when I noticed (on Google Maps -- although I have a physical map, and I should have just looked at that) that there might be a running trail or something.

As it turns out, it's not long. It ends here, after a block, at Poppelsdorfer Friedhof (cemetery).

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

Pop Quiz

For no reason at all, I've had this song in my head all day and I thought it be fun to put down the pertinent lyrics and see who can guess from which TV show and episode the song is (Googling is cheating, obviously).

By the way, when I Googled it to double-check the lyrics, I found two distinct sets of lyrics. Unless there were actually two different versions of the song, I feel like one version is clearly more correct than the other (i.e., the lyrics make more logical sense one way versus the other) and all those music lyric websites must steal from each other and propagate bad lyrics. Anyway, just in case, I'll put down both sets of lyrics.

The right:

When it's time to change, you've got to rearrange
who you are into what you're gonna be.
Sha na na na na na na na na, sha na na na na!

The wrong:
When it's time to change, you've got to rearrange
move your heart to what you're gonna be.
Sha na na na na na na na na, sha na na na na!

There are no prizes, just the satisfaction of being right.

[03.24.08 -- No one? Bueller? Bueller? How sad.]

Monday, March 10, 2008

I No Longer Fear Hell

I had a doctor's appointment today at 11am (don't worry, I'm not sick).

I get there at 10:45am. The waiting room is full. That means there are 7 people in front of me. The waiting room is behind a glass (translucent from knee height to over my head, but transparent at the top and at the bottom) door and wall, some sort of weird fishbowl. It's a nice room; they have bottles of water (bubbly, of course) and coffee set out (with real glasses and cups -- they don't do styrofoam or paper cups in Germany). I sit by the wall and wait to see footsteps through the door, signaling the receptionist arriving to fetch someone else. My last couple of appointments have been at the beginning of the day, so I've usually been alone in the waiting room and haven't had to wait for long. I've forgotten that even though everyone in the waiting room studiously ignores each other, when someone comes back to the waiting room to fetch their coat to leave (people in Germany actually hang up and leave their coats in the waiting room), the person leaving always says 'auf wiedersehen' to the room and everyone says, 'auf wiedersehen' back. At first I'm surprised, then unprepared. After 45 minutes, I've become one of the group, robotically saying 'auf wiedersehen' in sync with the rest of the room.

I start to fear that I've been forgotten. But I haven't; it's much worse than that. I wonder what would happen if I started some sort of performance art piece. What would happen if I lay down on the floor or started to bang my head against the wall? At 1 hour and 25 minutes (70 minutes after my appointment time), someone comes to fetch me: she takes my blood pressure. At 1 hour and 50 minutes they usher me into an exam room. The receptionist doesn't speak English and she knows I don't know much German (at least, I think she knows), yet after I confirm that I don't understand what she's saying, she continues to talk very fast, gesturing to the changing area as she leaves. I sit. 10 more minutes. I've now been here for 2 hours. I grow paranoid. Was I supposed to undress? Will a doctor show up if I undress? Maybe I need to perform the doctor-summoning equivalent of a rain dance. Is this all some sort of terrible behavioral/rat-in-maze-like experiment?

The doctor arrives! And the appointment is done in 10 minutes, and I don't have to do this again for another 9 months. When I go back to the waiting room to fetch my coat, it's finally empty.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

New Label

By the way, I've added a new label, 'sightseeing,' which compiles all the touristy things I've done and photographed, just in case someone wants to do a little virtual world tour. Of course, now it'll be that much harder to get all the labels on a single post.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Lisbon

I went to Lisbon for the weekend with one of the other postdocs a few weeks back. The idea was a short escape from winter. Instead, it rained.

This is the Castle of São Jorge:

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